Two NA members died!!!!
Then, they went to hell...... After a period of time, the Devil called Jesus.
The Devil: Jesus, two people arrived here and opened an NA meeting, and don't like it; I want to send them to heaven.
Jesus: No, if they went to hell, there must be a reason for that. Keep them there.The Devil got really mad and hung up...........
A few weeks later, the Devil called Jesus back...
The Devil: Jesus, there are 7 NA groups here with 30 unfortunate souls in each group. I want to send everybody to heaven. Now!
Jesus: I told you, who ever goes to hell has no place in heaven (and hung up). After 2 months, the Devil was very furious and he called Jesus again.
The Devil: Jesus, there is an Area now and they are talking about having a spiritual retreat, what the f....is that?
Jesus: Go to the group and find out what it's about (and hung up).After 1, 2, 3 months, Jesus had not received any calls from The Devil and he started to worry...........On the 4th month, Jesus decided to call The Devil...
The Devil: Help Line of Narcotics Anonymous, this is the Devil, an addict in recovery. How can I help you?